Better Than Prom

Saturday, March 8, 2025
Clean Saturday

Good strength to all now that East and West both have entered the season of Great Lent. As weather begins to warm in the northern hemisphere, I pray that our hearts warm towards things of God and overcome the deadening distractions of this world which St. John the Beloved testifies, “… is passing away.

In addition to spring and lent, it is also the season for spring formals. When I was a young man, I loved to dance. Every dance offered by my high school throughout the year saw me cutting a rug with the best of them. When the more formal dances were held like homecoming and prom, I especially enjoyed the pageantry and the chance to exercise whatever few social graces American culture teaches to young adults. First step, find a date: someone agreeable and attractive who would not read too much into the request (unless there was reason for such a reading). Secondly, rent/buy something formal for the occasion: smart, but not too smart; elegant, but not beyond that mall store clerk salary. Finally, pick the young lady up in the best vehicle your recently acquired driver’s license and limited connections can provide. And don’t forget the fresh corsage and boutonniere, giving the lady all the time she needs, opening doors and escorting her to and fro, and finally arriving to the big dance fashionably late. At the event itself, colored lights and festive banners transform the school gymnasium into a delightful paradise of young flowers in their new bloom meeting and possibly making plans that will last a lifetime.

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The Mystery of the Peanut

transcoderThe following is a guest post from a 10-year-old boy who is one of my classmates. This research project is the culmination of a year’s study in English grammar and writing styles that homeschoolers in Classical Conversations perform in grades 4-6.

George Washington Carver was the most popular black man in the late 1800’s. He was born in 1864. Although born into slavery, he became a world renowned scientist. He is often referred to as, “The Plant Doctor “, which began at only ten years old.  He learned from Creator God, which inspired his love for nature. He became a professor at the south’s famous black college, The Tuskegee Institute.  With all his diligence and honors he received, he is most famous for helping others for free. Continue reading

The Message and Method of Classical Education

I would like to dedicate our annual back-to-school post to our new community of Classical Conversations gathered in Newton, MA. Good strength and success to students and teachers everywhere, and may God grant us all a good and prosperous school year.

class-is-boring-1092x400“I mean, like, with culturally relevant teaching…[?]…” her high-pitched voice droned, lilting upwards at the end of the phrase as if everything said was more of a question than a statement. Was she really that unsure of what she was saying or was it a habit learned from an academy which no longer believed truth to be something definitive? I was sitting through yet another required teacher training seminar wondering if I was the only one in the room more interested in the message than in these interminable lectures on teaching methods. Yet this particular post-modern drill sergeant took the message/method dichotomy a step further than I had ever heard it taken. She delivered a conclusion to her talk that can only make sense to a brain thoroughly washed in ideology and completely abandoned by common sense: “It doesn’t matter what we teach our students…[?] as long as we teach them with the right method.” Continue reading

Shut Up And Memorize It

For our annual back-to-school post, I would like to highlight a new homeschool program we have joined that has brought back great memories for me of learning things by heart when I was a young man. Congratulations to all students on the commencement of a new academic year, and kali dynami or good strength to all in your studies!

Finish this verse: “Watch that wobble, see that wiggle…”
“Cool and fruity, jello brand gellatin…”

If you could complete this little ditty or many others like it without even thinking about it, you have become an unconscious evangelist for a marketing campaign. And if we are so good at unconscious proselytizing for products, could we not consciously put to memory songs and words which ennoble our souls and not just fatten our bodies? Continue reading